Posts : 103 Points : 175 Join date : 2016-05-14 Age : 33 Location : Somewhere, that's for sure.
Subject: Nicey VS Jake English | 1 V 1 Tue Jun 21, 2016 1:47 pm
Brackets: http://challonge.com/EnvisionRoastCup
Rules:
You can swear your opponent as long as it has a reason.
You may post but you can't edit after that.
You will have 48 hours to respond to the other persons roast.
No Spam from the people who would be voting as it is not needed.
ONE vote for ONE IP.
If any rules are broken, there would be punishments.
I can track edits aswell as your IP you voted in so don't try to cheat.
Polls are up.
@Jake English will be posting the first roast VS Nicey. You have 48 hours to do so. @Nicey will post his roast after.
Jake English
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Posts : 20 Points : 22 Join date : 2016-06-16
Subject: Re: Nicey VS Jake English | 1 V 1 Tue Jun 21, 2016 8:42 pm
Ayeee, it be the Doctah in the house Gonna beat you down until yer dead Then I'll cut off your head! Morbid, don't you think? Stop and don't even blink I'm the king of rhymes and roasts So go ahead and take some notes Grab that book of yours And I'll give you some tours Maybe you'll win? Ha, I doubt it. What do you think about this, You little shit?
Nicey
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Posts : 18 Points : 34 Join date : 2016-05-14
Subject: Re: Nicey VS Jake English | 1 V 1 Tue Jun 21, 2016 9:40 pm
AY LIL DOCTAH LEME TEL U SOMETHING... THOUGHT U CAN COME TO MY SITE AND SAY DUMB SHIT? CATCH ME IN SOUTH AFRICA POSTED WITH THE BOYS ME CLASSIC AND DEVESH, PACKING SOME NOISEE
THIS BOOK I GOT DONT GOT SILLY SHIT WRITTEN I GOT ENOUGH BARS TO MAKE THIS SHIT A PRISON WHEN U TYPED TAHT SHIT I THOUGHT YOU WAS KIDDIN ALL THAT AMATEUR SHIT HAD ME LIKE "NO HE DIDN'TT!!"
LEME TELL U WHY YO NAME'S JAKE ENGLISH I WAS BORED SO I STEPPED UP TO A BROAD WITH NO IMAGE A SPANISH CHICK, WITH ENOUGH ASS TO GET MY DICK IN WHEN SHE MUMBLED WHAT'S MY NAME I SAID BICH SPEAK ENGLISH!! 9 MONTHS AFTER IN AN ALLEY FAR AWAY YOUNG JAKE POPPED HIS HEAD AND LISTEN TO WHAT HE SAY.. "I'M DA DOCTAH!" NO U AINT "I SPIT BARS" YO SHIT LAME "IMA GO ON EF AND GET MY ASS SLAYED, ON THE 21ST OF JUNE.. THAT'S THE DAY I WANA DIE WHEN I TRY AND RAP VS THE LEGEND N-I-C-E-Y"
HOW THIS DUDE GONNA SAY HE CAN RHYME AND ROAST? BUT WHEN I STEP TO THE MIC, YO HEAD DOWN U LOST HOPE I EAT YAL NIGGAS UP LIKE FAT NIGGAS DO TOAST U DONT WANT NO ROUND 2.. U DROOLIN U OVERDOSED
Jake English
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Subject: Re: Nicey VS Jake English | 1 V 1 Tue Jun 21, 2016 11:25 pm
Shit, you got class? Bet not, since you can't do shit. Spit shit, say shit, do shit, useless. What the fuck ya gonna do when I bash you with a fucking hammer? You want to use all caps with horrid grammar? Do it. You seem like you're from the alley ways, So go back home and go do something better than trying to roast me Since I'm unroastable You know nothing of me I'm someone who is in the shadows I see I watch I sight I kill And today you will be slayed With the sword of the gods And now go jump away or hop Since no one wants you here you little bitch What can you do other than curse and screech? I don't think much since you just do whatever you want Do what you want to roast But all I know is that the only way you're winning Is because of all yer backers Go ahead, have them Since this roast cup will show that you're weak A waste of time So why bother against the Doctor Of raps and sweet rhymes?
Nicey
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Posts : 18 Points : 34 Join date : 2016-05-14
Subject: Re: Nicey VS Jake English | 1 V 1 Wed Jun 22, 2016 1:44 am
I THOUGHT U HAD SUMN GOING TILL U STOPPED RHYMING HALF WAY IN, SOUNDED LIKE A CAT WAS DYIN HOW U GONNA GO AND BASE YO ROAST ON MINES TALKIN BOUT SLAYED AND ALLIES, THIS SHIT'S PLAGIARIZED SAYIN MY SHIT'S WEAK BUT YO'S AINT EVEN RHYMED WHY BOTHER WITH YOU? YOU RIGHT I'M WASTING TIME WHY AM I ON ALL CAPS? THAT'S SHIT TO EMPHASIZE EMPHASIZE YO DEMISE, FROM NOW TIL THE END OF TIME
LEME TELL U A SECRET BOUT YO LATEST COMPETITION NIGGAS ONLY VOTED FOR YOU CUS YO OPPONENT WAS TRIPPIN IT WAS LIKE DECIDING FROM 2 OF THE WORST RAPPERS ON E-VISION THEN A DISAPPOINTMENT WAS CHOSEN, THE DOCTAH JAKE ENGLISH
COMIN UP TO ME THINKIN U GOT A CHANCE DROPIN BOMBS LIKE AIRPLANES DID ON PAKISTAN NO MERCY NO WITNESS BLOODSHED LIKE TARZAN LIKE A HOUSE WITH NO AIR CONDITIONIN, U NEED A FAN
Jake English
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Posts : 20 Points : 22 Join date : 2016-06-16
Subject: Re: Nicey VS Jake English | 1 V 1 Wed Jun 22, 2016 2:29 am
You sound like a duck You go QUACK QUACK QUACK It's fucking annoying son You sound like you're on crack. Go find yourself something better to do Than spitting that shit Go find yourself elsewhere Cause I'm about to get some shit lit Hey, see that in the distance? That's your house! I wonder what would happen with some arson coming in I bet you don't even got a spouse Go ahead and spit some more Since it doesn't bother me I am what I am, I am everything Everything that you wish to be You throw some shit here, shit there Go ahead, throw it everywhere! I should send you in the woods Hunger Games 2.0? Fight and win Or hide and die But all I know is that I am the king Now go back and hide